JOHNSONS DADDY OIL

The Story

The internet laughed about two tons of baby oil. We bottled that energy. Johnsons Daddy Oil turns the joke into pure meme fuel.

Problem

Crypto is dry. Memes create motion. Two tons of oil made the timeline laugh. Nobody bottled it. Until now.

Solution

We upgraded from baby lotion to Johnsons Daddy Oil. Soft becomes slippery. Charts follow the vibe.

Utility

• Meme Fuel. Every post with #JohnsonsDaddyOil heats the feed.
• Community Grease. Holders join the slippery club.
• Liquidity equals Oil. IRL joke, on-chain energy.
• Sticker Pack. Drop Johnsons Daddy Oil art on X and Telegram.

Tokenomics

Name: Johnsons Daddy Oil
Ticker:
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 (1B)
Launch: Launchpad.ac with sniper protection enabled at launch

Community Prize Pool

We reward creativity. Top 5 most upvoted and shared memes posted on the official X account win $100 each. Winners get pinned.

Roadmap

• Phase 1. Joke goes viral, we mint.
• Phase 2. Memes flood the timeline.
• Phase 3. Sticker pack leaks to Telegram.
• Phase 4. Community Meme Contest, Top 5 win.
• Phase 5. We slide wherever the memes take us.