JOHNSONS DADDY OIL

The Story

They found 2 tons of baby oil. Most people laughed and scrolled.

Daddy asked: “What if laughter is the real liquidity?”

So we bottled it into Johnsons Daddy Oil. Not to promise gains, but to prove memes move markets.

Charts dry out, hype fades, utility lies. But a good meme? That slips through everything.

Now it’s your turn. Post, laugh, slide. The oiliest truth might be this. The joke is stronger than the coin.

Problem

Crypto feels dry. Memes move people. Two tons of oil made the internet laugh. Nobody bottled it. Until now.

Solution

We upgraded from baby lotion to Johnsons Daddy Oil. Soft becomes slippery. The timeline follows the vibe.

Utility

• Meme Fuel. Every post with #JohnsonsDaddyOil boosts the feed.
• Community Grease. Holders join the slippery club.
• Liquidity equals Oil. IRL joke, on-chain energy.
• Sticker Pack. JDO art for X and Telegram.

Tokenomics

Name: Johnsons Daddy Oil
Ticker: $JDO
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 JDO
Chain: Solana
Launch: on Launchpad.ac with sniper protection enabled at launch

Launch Conditions

• Sniper protection active for the opening window.
• No pre-distribution. Liquidity goes live at launch.
• Contract verified on the platform.

Prizes

Bonding Curve milestone

• $500 total. Top 5 memes and gifs with the most likes on our X reposts.
• $100 per winner. We pin the winners on the official account.

1M Market Cap milestone

Launchpad Accelerator offers $10,000 cash. Daddy splits it as follows.

• $5,000 Grand Prize. One ultimate winner among holders or creators.
• 5 × $1,000 prizes:
  • Most viral meme on X
  • Best TikTok video
  • Best Telegram sticker or meme
  • Random JDO holder at 1M MC snapshot
  • Community vote winner by likes and reposts

Roadmap

• Phase 1. Joke goes viral. We mint.
• Phase 2. Meme flood. Timeline gets greasy.
• Phase 3. Sticker pack for X and Telegram.
• Phase 4. Bonding Curve prizes. Top 5 win $100 each.
• Phase 5. 1M MC target. $10,000 prize distribution.

Meme Gallery